#but Don doesn't like it 🤣

[optimisticallycyn]

Why. Does. Casey. Look. So. Weird. In. The. Third. Picture???! Ugh.

Anyways! Found another quote that I thought suited Casey and Leo and threw Donnie in there as the one flying solo. Poor dude. 🤣

Didn't feel like making word bubbles so I just threw in text and lines. I am going to be working on the wordsm boxes later though. I got sent more references!

[mobius-m-mobius]

OWEN WILSON as DON in LOKI S2x05 | SCIENCE/FICTION

[salemssimblr]

Death's Embrace - a pose by SalemsSims

Another single-pose pack from me? It's more likely than you think 🤣

This is also my first Simblreen gift! I'm unable to do a typical porch light so instead I'm sharing my gifts when I can!

(Also I know the pose and my render don't match 100% please don''t @ me lmaoooo)

Some info:

Pack contains one pose for two sims

Place two teleporters in the same spot and proceed with posing as usual.

Some clipping is expected with clothing, but I tried to provide enough space to avoid the worst of it. (Note that this pose is not currently suited to larger-framed sims, but please adjust it for personal use!)

This pose was made for best viewing from only a few angles. This means the female pose is... contorted, because it has to be for this goal!

TOU:

Please tag me if you use it, I'd love to see!

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Don't claim as your own

DO NOT put behind a paywall I stg

Feel free to edit for personal use

If you use it in blender GO HAM, change/edit to your heart's content (just please give credit!)

Please let me know if something doesn't work or it's wonky, I tested it but yknow, this is only my second released pose ;)

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Pose inspo:

[loveandleases]

I just realize I never sent in a spooky ask 🎃 And yes, I'm also making this a bit of a horny thing-

Okay, say MC has been a bit of a scaredy cat with horror movies. Easily jumpscared, squeaking at each creepy creak in the dead of night, jumping like a frightened cat with its back haunched up from a sudden surprise from behind, etc.

And say the ROs have known MC is always like this. So MC is easily scared of horror movies, no big deal........

Then they discover MC's aroused from fear somehow. Like the suspension bridge effect? Maybe it's mingling fear and arousal for MC, just an unexpected response or the fact MC somehow finds the killers hot (Jason Voorhes, Michael Myers, etc).

How would the ROs feel upon discovering this tidbit? (And who would, and could, pull off a killer costume to try and seduce MC into a little roleplay? XD)

HAVE FUN WITH THIS ONE 🤣 (AND TAKE UR TIME WITH IT!)

The smut gods have smiled upon me! Did I miss your birthday yet? I know it's this month! So happy early/belated birthday!!!

It's the perfect time honestly.

❤️Cam - It's like he can finally see the light. He has been gifted something utterly profound. Do you mean to say all the times they've spent in his old room next to one another watching shit…that could have that effect on MC? Oh..this could be dangerous in the wrong hands…and those hands are Cam's.

He'll do a little recon. Which one does MC find the hottest, is it Jason's biceps? The voice of Ghostface, which partly works for them? …How about Pyramid Head? Cam is almost positive he can pull off that outfit. Ya know what doesn't matter. He will try it all in one go.

He's going to use this knowledge on a date night, let MC think they're home alone when he sneaks up behind them, and maybe play a little game of cat and mouse. Just the sight of MC being on edge in more than one way would be enough to have him fold, but he'll make sure MC is satisfied first.

💙 G - They have to sit with it and let the idea digest. Then they would begin making a list because G is just like that. They would write down which killer MC prefers, and determine what characteristics it could be. G would then even go so far as to rank which ones they like.

They would "unwillingly" (very willing don't let them lie) don a costume, they'll attempt it…just this once. It would be awkward because G tries to remain in character, but that gets forgotten about halfway through.

They would understand the idea of finding someone dangerous hot, because when they would argue with MC back in the day…they had the same thought. "MC could kick my ass…hot."

MC should try it out on G, would probably work.

💚 Kara - Thinks it is adorable. Would tease MC about their little crush on the killer, Kara will use this knowledge against MC. Easily.

She'll get consent from MC first and foremost. (Consent is sexy!)

So, the next time MC thinks Kara is going to be her dommy self in the bedroom, they're not wrong. But Kara will kick it up a notch and will spend far too much money on costumes and props.

💛M - Wait...really? You're not yanking my chain or whatever right?

MC: No. I'm serious.

M chews their lip for a solid minute, debating what to say before deciding the best course of action is shoving a pillow in front of their face and telling MC they too think they can be hot.

M would love to roleplay with MC....but M is just a little bit skittish. They love horror but they would get to scared and all that hard work to get them in the mood would be lost in an instant. They would buy the costumes in vain...but maybe next Halloween they can dress up? M will be so sad about not being able to fulfill that fantasy.

💜Isaac - On the one hand, they would think it's hot that MC is turned on by it. It's unexpected, and they like their partner being turned on. Plus, Isaac could really pull the costume off. But they do better say, as an Incubus than as Michael Myers. They wouldn't attempt it, but they would attempt some form of roleplay.

🖤 Ardent - "You're such a little weirdo." He shakes his head, he doesn't understand why he's surprised because you're into him, and he's aware he can be scary. Wait...wait no....is that? Fuck. "Is that why you're into me!?"

MC rolls their eyes, they tell him no...but that slight curl of their lip says otherwise.

He will want to think it doesn't get to him, that the idea of him dressing up as some villain wouldn't do something for you. He's not putting it on because he thinks it will work, he needs a costume for Halloween! He's not walking in the hallway with the lights off sneaking up behind you, he's getting into character! Listen, he's just wearing the costume to break it in. Like new shoes!

"Ohh, why Mr. Villain, is that a weapon in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" MC quips, wiggling their backside against Ardent.

"That's my phone!"

"Really? Yeah, guess you're right. It does feel bigger."

"You brat! That's my..."

"What? Say it. Come on big bad Ardent. What's that?"

Ardent stomps down the hall toward the bedroom, pulling MC behind him. "Shut up and come on."

[storiesbyjes2g]

Hey Jess! I had a question that I figured other people might want to know as well. I'm always amused at how your game matches sims up to marry or have children. I was wondering, what are your MCCC settings that make it happen so well? I have sims sitting in my 'manage households' and none of them have married or moved out with the 'in game' story progression. What's the secret sauce? 🤣

Howdy, partner! 🤭 It's funny you should ask me this because on my seven mile long list of video ideas I have is a short series about MCCC settings, and this is one subject I wanted to cover. But who knows when I'll get it together and actually record those videos lol. As you could imagine, the secret sauce has many ingredients, so I'll put the rest of this under the cut because it's a lot. Here we go!

Even though I said this is a multipart answer--and it is--I'm gonna split this up into two sections because marriages and pregnancies are two separate entities. Many of the settings are the same, and they both fall under the MC Pregnancy module, but they're still separate, and I think of them differently.

Marriages

Marriage Sim Selection

The first thing you should consider is who you want marrying and if your sims should be included in the process. As you've seen, I like seeing the other sims' lives progress, even if it's messy AF LOL. I especially love this happening in the aDOLTing save because I'm technically not allowed to play with anyone else but Luca right now. BUT, I don't want every single sim there is to get married, leaving no single sims for my sims to date. That's what happened in Emmy's generation and why I added Ali into the world because there were exactly TWO eligible males in the entire world, and I knew one of them would definitely not work out. In the Marriage Sim Selection part of MC Pregnancy, you can specify who can and cannot get married. I'm not gonna through each setting, but here are a few that are important enough to note.

Allow homeless marriage: Unless you regularly add your own sims to the world, I would enable this. Otherwise you probably won't have any marriages happening. This is disabled by default. Yes, you run the risk of your unplayable sims marrying someone hideous, but it's better than them dying alone, right? Plus you can always make them over. Your sim doesn't know the difference anyway lol.

Bypass dorm residents: If you don't enable this, your university students will be eligible for marriages!

Bypass played households: IF you want to be the matchmaker for your sims (the playable ones), turn this on! If you're flexible and don't mind surprises, turn it off.

Bypass active sim romances: This one needs to be in red lol. TURN THIS ON! If your sim is dating an NPC, and you don't want that sim to suddenly turn up married (I'm giggling...you know why), you need this on. I think it's on by default though. The only "gotcha" with this setting is that the relationship has to be significant. Lovebirds status isn't strong enough to prevent a marriage. I usually get my sims into an official relationship as soon as possible to prevent this.

Other Marriage

In the Other Marriage section (MC Pregnancy), there are settings for renaming, moving, etc. after marriage. You should definitely check out the settings to tailor it to how you want your world to be, but I want to call out Use Traits for Marriage. This is a newer setting that I enabled as soon as it launched. It doesn't make sense for Don Lothario to get married in every single save. He has the noncommittal trait! Turning this on will take a sim's traits into consideration before determining if they are eligible for random marriages.

Spouse Sim Selection

In this section, you can do things like allow polygamy and inter-family marrying, specify what % of marriages should be same sex, allow teen marriages, etc. Here are just a few settings I want to call out.

Occupancy Preference: It took me some years to figure this out, but this is honestly the key to my entire setup. This determines which group of NPCs are candidates for marriages and pregnancies by where they live. The choices are homeless only, prefer home sims, living in homes only, and none. I have prefer home sims on. I like neighbors dropping by and seeing them walking around, so I tend to put my sims' friends and sims I like into homes. This setting says when it's time for random marriages and pregnancies to occur, sims living in homes get first dibs. If none of them are eligible, then everyone else will have a chance. I used to have this on none, and I was experiencing waaaaaay too many random marriages. Like, good on the homeless sims for having lives lol, but they were snatching up every single eligible sim and I was like this has to stop lol.

Use Same Age-Group: I've gone back and forth about enabling or disabling this one and finally decided to enable it. This will keep your fresh from high school babies from getting married to someone with one foot in the grave! Sims will only marry other sims in the same age group as them. Back in the day I felt sorry for the elders because they're always single when they die. But I also felt sorry for the baby they married lol. True, when they croak, the kid can find new love, but they've wasted so much time being married to the old sim. So with this on, elders aren't completely out of luck. They can just only marry each other.

Pregnancies

Okay! Now that we know how to let sims get married, let's learn how to knock some up! 😂

I would check out the Offspring section of MC Pregnancy on your own just to get familiar with how you can shape your sims' families and even the children to a certain extent, but let's get to the important stuff.

Other Pregnancy

There's really good stuff in here like allow pregnancy aging, pregnancy duration, and random moods, but the only thing I want to call out is Use Traits for Pregnancy. This will take into account sims traits before they are marked as candidates. It won't prevent sims with the hates children trait from getting knocked up, but it will lower the percentage (which you can specify in another section, I think).

Partner Sim Selection

This is similar to marriage sim selection, and in here I also prefer home sims in the occupancy preferences. I also allow a veeeery tiny percentage for allow affairs. I like tea, what can I say? LOL Not everyone is faithful!

Pregnant Sim Selection

This is similar to spouse selection, and I do not allow homeless pregnancies for the same reasons I don't allow homeless marriages. I have all the same settings enabled from spouse selection, so revisit the above. Additionally, I use days until max age. This prevents a sim from getting pregnant X number of days from the end of whatever lifespan you specify is the oldest to be pregnant. I don't allow elder pregnancies, so this stops my adult sims from getting pregnancy X days from their elder birthday. My number is 10, but you pick whatever makes sense for your lifespans. I do this because I've had waaaaaaay too many sims get pregnant and have babies like the day before their elder birthday, and then they die before the kid is a teenager. I don't want orphans in my game! They make me sad. Besides, in real life, at a certain point women can't have children anymore, so I want my game to be the same.

Days to Run Checks: By default, MCCC will go through this process of marrying and knocking up sims 3 nights a week at midnight, but you can change that to whatever you like here. I thought 3 nights a week was WAY too often, so I only have it run once a week on Fridays.

Pregnancy Percentage: Just because the check runs every week doesn't mean I want someone getting pregnant every week. I'm not trying to create a baby boom. I cut the pregnancy percentage for young adults by half and adults by 75% (since IRL it's harder to get pregnant the older you get). I'm not afraid of a teen pregnancy story, so I do have teen pregnancies on and reduced their percentage by 85%. Even though I wouldn't mind telling that story, I don't want a teen pregnancy epidemic lol. I've had this enabled, but I've yet to have MCCC knock up a teen.

I think I skipped over Marriage Percentage but I use the same logic and similar percentages there too.

Valid Target Ages: HA! I see why I've never had a teen pregnancy lol. Even though I have it on, I never marked it as a valid target age. For whatever reason I only have YA selected. Not sure why. Probably for the best. If a teen pregnancy happens, I'd prefer it be my own sims.

Bonus

I love a little risk and challenge and surprise in my game. This is why I love using lumpinou's mods. I not a micromanager and prefer some things be left to chance. I like being able to try for a baby and it maybe not work that time. I don't like how predictable the game is. So, if you're feeling froggy, here are a few more settings for ya!

MC Woohoo - Woohoo Pregnancy

Risky Woohoo Percent: I used to have YA on 3%, but lumpinou has intergrated her mod with MCCC more, so I don't have this enabled anymore here. (it's controlled by her mod now and I think it's at 5% now). 3% might sound low, but MAN I've had so many oopsie babies on that little 3% lol.

Try for Baby Percent: I lowered mine to 65% just to add some variety and give my sims something to work toward. (No, this is not what caused Luca and Sophia's problem LOL).

MCCC Settings - Relationship Settings

I'm highlighting this because, even though I placed it in the bonus section, I highly recommend you check this out. These are the settings that control if/when sims move in together or break up!

Auto-Relationship Settings

Breakup Settings: You can specify which sim will move out and who the children will live with. Couple relationship change percentage applies a modifier that will make a couple's relationship (dating, not married) increase or decrease over time. I increased mine to 20%. Same thing with spouse relationship change except I only did 10% there.

Move-in Settings: I allow homeless romance move in and kept the romance level to the default. (sweethearts) I also increased the romance move-in percent to 25%.

Bypass Played Household: It should go without saying, but just in case it's not clear, I always want my playable households bypassed because I want to maintain control over what happens to them. About this, I have other households that I don't actually play (in the Pierson save) that I have as playable just to preserve them and prevent anything from happening. So to be clear, unless a household is marked as played, they will be subjected to the random marriages, pregnancies, and relationships.

A few months ago, I FINALLY decided to mark Emmy and Ali as unplayed, hoping that Ali would find love again and that Emmy and Dwayne would move in together. Instead, Alessia got knocked up, and Dwayne put his foot down LOL. Sorry dude. Wish I could help! Well, I could just move her in, but it actually doesn't feel right for the story...but that's an entirely different conversation lol.

Anyhoo...I hope you found something in this novel that helps to spice up your game! Thanks for asking!

[thegamingcatmom]

I apologize for sending so many asks. Every time my mind goes back to your story, I realize something new to the Denali's keeping MC,

And I'm now realizing MC has nothing to wear if they're going "home"

And if she's gonna be wearing their clothes for the time being 😀👀

Just the thought of who's clothing she'd steal from/borrow most of in the coven, cause part of my mind goes: part of their closets are used to pick people up for flings, I assume so it's more a dress to impress flare to alot of it, but also just what looks good.

And I'm imagining MC going, " Don't you guys have something more casual? Sweats? Basketball shorts? T-shirts?"

Then again they probs have casual clothes and I'm over thinking it, but I imagine she finds one really comfy hoodie and it's not from Tanya's wardrobe, it's from Kate's and it's the fact that it's Kate's hoodie and not Tanya's clothes and that Kate's scent is all over MC now, but MC doesn't notice this, it's just a comfy hoodie to her😃

so now Tanya has to buy at least 20 hoodies or whatever's comfy so she can have the chance to have MC steal from her closet and have her wear her clothes as a way to claim her....or scene where Tanya goes,"here for you" 🥺

Holding out her hoodie (MC looks at it)

"....nah I like the one I have on."

(The shock and disbelief? On Tanya's face, Why that hoodie?!Why not Tanya's 😢)

A tragedy of a rejection that MC doesn't realize.

Kate off to the side 😏

The smugness radiating off her

"It's a good hoodie isn't it Tanya?"

(What's worse would be if it had writing on the back being like kate the great or just like a giant letter K on it)

Irina, who doesn't want MC around, does not let MC anywhere near her room or closet 👀if she left a sweater just laying around tho that's fair game, I don't honestly know what to expect tho if that happens (Irina might just try to take a bite of her when getting it back)

-📚 I have too many thoughts, and I apologize

Funny you mention that.

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First of all: Love your thoughts, as per usual. ❤️

Second of all: I can´t go into great detail here, I´m afraid-

Because I´ve had something in mind for quite a while now for when our girl has her first change of clothes. (God knows, she desperately needs it.)

I plan on making it somewhat of a bigger deal because this is kinda where it all starts, yknow? The indoctrination, that is. This will be the first time MC´s gonna be associated with anything Denali. There is little choice but to wear the usual Denali-attire (floof and furry, basically) and it´s gonna...leave an impression, I reckon. On herself as well as her new "family".

As for Tanya trying to get MC to wear her clothes so she can be the one to lay claim to her? You & I are much alike when it comes to thinking thoughts. 😉

(Okay but the hoodie with the huge "K" on the back?? Totally something I could see happening. Kate´s just that type. I love it. 🤣)

I will say this though: I don´t think MC´s gonna have much of a choice when it comes to whose clothes she´s gonna be wearing. It´s either that or running around naked. 🤷‍♀️

(...Come to think of it, I think we all know what Kate & Taya would prefer. 😏)

As for Irina? If MC knows what´s good for her, she will stay far away from that wardrobe. Or that room in general. In fact, best stay clear of the whole house, while she´s at it.

...If only she had much of a say in any of it. 🥲

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Thanks a lot for your ask! 💋

(And please never apologize for sending them. 🙏🫶)

[belit0]

hiiii :) hope ur doing well !!

Can i get shisui with prompts 4 & 12 (separate pls)

thank u ☺️

Hi darling! Better late than never!!🥹❤️‍🩹 Dont get mad at me :(

(I've written number 12 so many times at this point that I can't even think of what to add🤣💕)

Im using what Sam provided the other day for this one😩🫱🏼‍🫲🏼

NSFW prompts!

4) READER is famous for faking all their orgasms and Shisui takes it as a challenge. Later Shisui is counting all reader’s orgasms during sex.

"You're disappointing me, (Y/N), especially after the things you said. Do you want to stop?" he asks with all the audacity in the world, a mischievous grin on his face as if he hadn't been fucking her for a full hour. He didn't even take care to finish, but made sure to make her feel for the first time in her life.

It is customary for (Y/N) to mention with all of her affairs the fact that none of them really manage to arouse pleasure between her legs, and she uses it as a pathetic fact when at the end of the night, the man in her bed accomplished nothing more than to make her pretend like a porn star.

There is wonderful satisfaction in destroying the heart of every person who passes by her bedroom, as though she collects them, and she believed that today's adventure would be no different than usual.

After a match on Tinder and a brief introduction to each other, it wasn't hard to arrange an evening time to meet. (Y/N) started the night talking about how she only gets satisfaction from her toys, and that no man is truly good in bed. Her intended victim, Shisui, according to his profile, nodded at every comment she made, smiling into his glass as if mocking the stories she told.

He even dared to ask sober questions "How do you like it?" "Where do you feel the most?" "What are the things you can't tolerate?" "Swallowing or spitting?", and she thought he was simply giving himself encouragement to try, do his best, and fail like everyone else.

It was outrageous and infuriating, making her even more eager to test him.

She closed her monologue with a "let's see what you have to offer, pretty boy", and didn't expect to scream the way she did when Shisui brought out what he was hiding.

For the first time in her whole damn life, someone touched her clit with precision, sending tickles all the way to the tip of her head and making her moan involuntarily. The man merely smiled, and when (Y/N) wanted to fire with her own heavy artillery, he silenced her with a rampant kiss.

He made her finish twice on his fingers before even removing his pants, and all pride went down the drain as she lost control over the tremors in her legs.

"Need a break, pretty girl?" the man comes up to her face level, crouching down on the floor next to her. His eyes are even sweet, but the constant smirk implanted on his face only tells of how inflated his ego is becoming.

"No... I don!-" Her sentence is interrupted by the head of his cock, and a prominent length burying itself carelessly in her throat. All the finesse Shisui presented at the beginning of the night now seems like a disguise he used to get into her bed, listening to her complaints about the sexual inability of any average man.

The problem is that this Uchiha is nothing of the sort, but rather a force to be reckoned with.

"Swallow it all then, and don't stop touching yourself love, we're not done with that pussy." He fucks her throat as if it were a random hole, holding her by the hair and making sharp movements with his hips. He doesn't slow down even when he feels her gagging, allowing her relief only when (Y/N) squeezes his leg.

They engage in that cycle a few more times until she runs out of oxygen, unable to think or process any more pleasure.

Shisui lifts her up by her arms and guides her to the bed, causing the girl to fall onto her back. He controls and moves her hands, making her hold her legs below her knees. Her cunt is completely exposed, and she only hears some spitting before she is filled.

(Y/N) screams out loud from the mixture of pleasure and overstimulation, pussy used like never before, and Shisui giving no slack with the pace he keeps up. The Uchiha looks like a well-oiled machine as he thrusts in and out, both hands on the side of her head and staring at her.

He holds her by the jaw as he kisses her with what seems like pure passion, all the fire one stranger can feel for another, and whispers "I thought you'd have more to offer, you said too many stupid things before you even saw me naked."

She can't reply to that, nor does she manage to analyze how the man can sustain such a violent rhythm and speak as if not agitated. Both hips collide again and again, as his balls slap against her buttocks. He forces one of her hands to release her leg and move towards that area, making her hold his sack in hand and squeeze.

"Just like that (Y/N), pull… good girl." He sounds a little more worked up, without lowering the level of seriousness of his thrusts. "Such a good fucking girl, and such a tight pussy, shit..."

She doesn't even register the force she puts into her grip, nor in how her other hand unthinkingly goes to her clit, finishing again over Shisui's penetrations. The man seems to approve of her action, and that's what sends him through his wonderful peak.

(Y/N) thinks about the fact that he wasn't even wearing a condom when she feels him come on her stomach, but doesn't have the heart or strength to worry about it.

12) Imagine that Shisui and READER lived together. Shisui comes home one day and hears loud moaning coming from their bedroom, recognizing reader’s voice. Shisui assumes, to their horror, that reader is cheating on them, and they rush to the bedroom and open the door. Instead of seeing a cheating partner, Shisui actually walks in on reader masturbating/using sex toys.

"(Y/N) WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH- oh" Is the intonation with which Shisui enters the room, determined to kill the man between his wife's legs and leave her as soon as the blood dries on his hands.

He is usually greeted from his missions with hot food and love, kisses, hugs, good sex, but today all he heard as he walked through the door were moans, merciless and familiar, (Y/N)'s sweet voice screaming to the four winds without a care.

He didn't even take the time to analyze the situation, to decide if it was worth listening or to look for another presence on the perimeter, his anger fueled by the weariness of coming home after days of killing people.

Life is hard, and Shisui just wanted to hug his wife.

When he finally walks through the door, he eats for breakfast the image of his frightened wife, and a vibrant pink toy he has never seen in her hands, attacking that spot only he knows how to work well. He doesn't know whether to feel jealous at being replaced by that vibrator, or happy that he (Y/N) isn't fucking anyone else.

"I didn't mean to interrupt you, love, go on. Do you mind if I stay and watch?"

[proxis-shattered-expectations]

If you designed an alt outfit for Keres, what would it look like? (Doesn't have to be art, a description is fine)

Hiya, sorry I didn't answer quickly, been prepping for my sister's wedding, but I def have something to throw my two cents in!

Keres does have an alternative armor, compared to the outfit she currently wears which is her outcast garb, her true armor is called the Archaic Bone armor. It is something she wore at the height of the nephilim horde but after being left for dead she hid her armor away in hopes to use it when needed. She dons the armor after the apocalypse and the events of the first game with some alterations! Here is what it looked like!

Old art, forgive🤣😅

Hope ya lik and thanks for the ask!

[bisexualshakespeare]

found the King and the Mocking Bird, a french animated movie from 1980 on kanopy

it opens with a narrator and who is the narrator?

this fancy french Don Bluth ass bird!

long post coming in cause I"m just gonna put all my thoughts on this

I am getting like one word out of every sentence. I feel like watching this movie when I was taking french could've helped me a lot.

this is a very cool shot of the kingdom. I feel like we don't often see kingdoms so strictly enclosed in kids fantasy stuff? Or maybe I'm just noticing now because of the lack of vegetation.

this is also super neat. It really shows the daunting feeling of how high the castle goes.

The King has a spaceship looking elevator that goes up the castle and it's soooo long. The elevator is saying what's on each floor and it just goes on and on. it even has a zoo??

So the king is obviously a tyrant but he's also cross eyed and self conscious about it so I hope he turns good

The king is dreaming i think? or maybe his paintings are having a secret life when he's asleep? and the painting of a shepherdess and a chimney sweep are in love. An old statue says they don't make sense together but I think there must be a something lost in translation because he says, "you're not even the same color"?? is this cause the chimney sweep is BLONDE?

yeah it seems like a toy story situation

the king calls for police and they go up a poll like a reverse firefighter 😂

oooh now the painting of the king (that is not cross eyed) is gonna take over his life

look at this fucking helicopter 😂

the king presses a button and turns his throne into a bumper car🤣 this movie has so much visual humor!

now the king has a giant robot in the dungeons??? forget steampunk I want whatever the fuck this movie has going on

look at these goth queens!

someone has a microphone and is giving a play-by-play of the royal wedding for the radio. I adore this

Iron Giant did a bad

So I thought the King's Doppelganger was gonna be thwarted by the Real King coming back and revealing he's an imposter and being like "Look at my EYES!" and embrace his cross-eye-ness and take back his kingdom and be nicer now that he doesn't have a chip on his shoulder.

uhh no. we never see the real king again. the robot turns on its mouth fans and blows the doppelganger away! also the entire kingdom is destroyed now! the end! it's not the most satisfying ending but I guess it's very french to kill the king twice.

[melis-writes]

would u care to rank some of Al Pacino’s characters based on how submissive they would be in bed and how often you think they’d do it?? it would be funny LMAOOO

Why the hell not?! 😂🤭 From Bobby Axel to Vincent Hanna, this is my list of submissiveness. 😏

Number 1... 💀❤️ Sonny Wortzig is definitely the most submissive. That's not a bad thing whatsoever. 😂 But I feel like he would do it all the time, no problem!!

2. Francis Lionel Delbuchi. 👀💓 He's actually my beloved and I can definitely see him being submissive in bed to tease and please his partner soooo... Mhmm. 🥰 And we love that!

3. Steve Burns. Enough said. 😂🤣 I mean I think a remember in scene in the film where he was just laying there where homegirl was going to town on him, lower and lower... 😶😳 He definitely enjoys it and would do it as often as his partner would like!

4. Ivan Travalian. 🤭 The DILF of all DILFs, everybody's baby daddy. 🤣 More than half of the time I can definitely see him being submissive in bed!

5. Arthur Kirkland. 😏 He won't submit in the courts but he'll definitely submit to you in bed so as long as you ask!

6. Bobby Deerfield! 🤪 I definitely see him as more of the loving, teasing and pleasing kind of man. I think it's all about submissiveness automatically until things are switched up. Get on top of that man! 🥵

7. Bobby Axel. 😌 Now I feel like Bobby would only be submissive here and there, enjoying a good ride if you know what I mean... 🥴

8. Carlito Brigante. 🥴 I see him as the last-ish of Al's characters who would be like to be submissive maybe at least half of the time. I feel like he honestly doesn't care, because he's having good sex anyway and it's just hot.

9. Frank Serpico. 👀 I don't really see him as very submissive at all in bed, but he seems like he would every now and then but not too often!

10. Tony Montana!! 🥵 I definitely feel like he would love for his gal to put on a good show and submit to her teasing and pleasing but definitely just to a point where he then takes control after all that arousal and sexual tension is built up lmao.

11. Vincent Hanna. 🤭 I don't even think the poor man has time to be submissive because his ass is always at work. Maybe very rarely, here and there but not too much at all. I see him as dominant in bed all year round.

12. Last but not least, the LEAST submissive man of all time in my list... The Michael Corleone. 💀💀 The word "submissive" doesn't exist to this man, let alone in bed lmfao. Hell no, it's not his thing. The Don is dominant and in power. It'll be a cold day in hell when Michael's submissive in bed. 😭

That's it, that's my list!! 😂😂 Definitely how I see it if I had to rank them all in order!

[turtle--soup]

Watching TMNT Next Mutation episodes 5 and 6

Stream of consciousness liveblogging below the cut. If you're into that.

One of my favourite things about Next Mutation is the cartoon sound effects when the credits come up at the beginning of the show. Like I don't understand people who see that and expect anything after that point to be sensible.

Not a fan of dragon guy. But his little puppet friend? Different story entirely. What are their names? I wish I knew.

They're all sleeping on top of each other top to tail lol that's adorable

The sexy bike shots again lol my favourite character - Raph's bike 😘 🏍

Raph's just trying to help... why tf does every interaction between Leo and Raph end up with them fighting? Like they are literally beating each other up rn

They have an alarm to tell them when there's trouble and it's made with lights off a police car I love that!

Ooh sexy jeep shots too. They sell toys of these things?

"Raph and roll??" Did he just say that? Loser. 🤣 I love him

"Noisy ninjas! Next they're going to want a helicopter or maybe a tank" Splinter my guy you do not want to watch your boys later shows...

Donnie's portable detector thingy looks like it's made out of a Tiger R Zone Super Screen painted green??

"Don't call me Shirley" asdghghfgdgk this boy

I love Donnie so much he's such good quality.

They're all so dumb

"This is called the duck. Quack quack!" Donnie again. I feel like he's channelling 90s movie Don but he's possibly funnier.

Love it when Leo and Raph play nice they're a good team. Please stop making them fight I get it they disagree sometimes

Mega shellaaaaage!

"What are you up toooooooooo?" Bro wtf was that line delivery dragon dude? Hilarious.

Aw they're hugging 🥺

Leo is trying so hard to be meaningful and deep here but the scriptwriter is against him, poor guy.

Green... Time? OK.

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They all sound like bagpipes when they meditate... Huuurrrrmmmmmmnnnmnmmnn

Venus fucking around with Raph lol fair enough. She doesn't deserve to have to put up with *gesturing at everything* this

God this script... who are they aiming this show at? Oh no wait... probably Power Rangers fans. That's why I'm still here. I'm immune.

I think they're trying to give Leo his classic anxiety but they're also trying to be like THESE GUYS ARE SO MACHO GRRRR so it's like Oh No I SUCK I Ruined Everything Time To Break A Chair

"My music's different too..." this could be such a cute moment but Splinter is beating him up now as well... 😩 Like I get it, but come on. The tonal whiplash you can get during the course of one line in this show is incredible.

These SOUND EFFECTS omg TA DAAAAA

It's like they have to be talking ALL the time.

Donnie can make radar noises apparently.

Is puppet guy sitting on dragon dude's lap? Aw.

Honestly Venus is op. I have my issues with them throwing in extra turtles (I don't like change! And I always have reservations when they introduce girl characters to a mostly male cast, even now...) but she's fun and interesting and her powers are ridiculous. Can't help but wonder how much of the hate she got (and still gets from some people) is just like the kind of thing that happened with Furiosa when Mad Max Fury Road came out. Hmm...

God I wish I had more free time to watch this idiotic show I am enjoying this more than I should but it's also kiiiinda frustrating ngl

[trent-in-teds-t-shirt]

In James Lance's interview with Gold Derby, starting at 4:05 he says "My feeling was is that Trent had a really tough dad who wanted his- his son to be like an amazing sportsman, um, you know someone like Roy Kent, or Jamie Tartt, and Trent just wasn't that guy. He just wasn't that guy at all, and he got bullied quite a bit. And in order to protect himself and to have an identity that he could get through in life, he took himself to the library, and uh donned a pair of glasses and just put on, um, intelligence as his armor and that was- that was his- his way through." "…donned a pair of glasses…" like, he wasn't wearing them before? Like, he doesn't actually need glasses?? ARE THE GLASSES FAKE???? because like, if so, either he wears the glasses as part of his emotional "armor" as it were… or he does it to look cool 🤣 (imagine Ted playing around and trying on Trent's glasses and being like "Um. Trent? These have no effect on my vision" and Trent having to embarrassedly explain)

[mobius-m-mobius]

Keep rotating a theoretical fic in my mind where our Mobius ends up with the two kids to raise, and introduces Loki to them. However. This is one of the universes where Loki attacked New York, and the boys very quickly realize who he is. They are understandably disconcerted by this (although they trust Mobius too much to be genuinely frightened because this is a very angst!lite fic in my head), and while they are soon awed/delighted/amused by Loki, they decide to keep up the act for a bit, on the Thor-ish child's side because he wants to make sure his Dad's not being overly nice and innocent and putting himself in danger, and the Loki-ish child for initially the same reason; however he very quickly decides Loki's alright but keeps egging his brother on because he thinks making the grownups sweat is very funny. And oh boy is it working. Loki is sweating bullets, puling out all the stops, has never been so desperate for approval as he is from these two small children because how long will Mobius keep around someone who scares his kids?? Mobius is having a less bad time on the whole; he can tell his kids aren't horribly frightened (even if he can't seem to make Loki believe he's not just trying to calm him when he says so), but he sure is on edge. Keeps coming up with new elaborate strategies to facilitate at least baseline civility from his kids towards Loki (he struggles to quiet the nagging fear that if it goes on too long Loki might decide the unpleasantness of engaging with this central part of Mobius' life just isn't worth it). Thinks maybe it'd be best if they give the kids a bit of distance to adjust *cue Loki materializing in the room with a gaming console that won't be out for another month and worryingly realistic wooden swords and three new kid-friendly magic routines and would the kids like to meet his brother's buddy Hogun who can train them with those sw—" Most importantly, Mobius has got to put a stop to this because he's pretty sure that whatever it started as this has developed into his children's scheme to manipulate a god into making them the proud owners of a sailboat and a horse. And it's working.

Anon thank you for giving me enough life to get through the upcoming day 😂💖

Honestly even though it's not something I see Mobius wanting in series I'm obsessed from a fic perspective with the thought of him stepping in to take care of the kids perhaps after Don gets taken by the TVA after his nexus event?? Then because he's always been smitten by minor facts like Loki taking over a major US city he doesn't really consider the impact that's had back on the timeline while it's always in the back of Loki's mind, so when it comes time to make introductions Loki assumes any nervousness or hesitation is because of his reputation when in reality Mobius is just worried they'll be upset he's been clearly dating this entire time and didn't say anything 😅

Cue Mobius being pleased the cautious greetings and wide eyed stares being passed back and forth are pretty much the best case scenario here while the kids instantly enter the exact situation you described of cautiously then much, much more boldly testing exactly how dedicated Loki is to their dad, first out of concern then just to push the boundaries of how much cool stuff they can get after realizing how amazing Loki is and how much they like spending time with someone who gets the need for chaos lmao.

(Cue Mobius not being so pleased when the house starts magically expanding like a Tardis to fit increasingly large and at times alarming sentient objects that were definitely not there when he made breakfast and no one's convincing him otherwise but who would want life any other way 🤣)

[maria-scariotes]

I don't have a eugenistic motive against producing mixed people. I do find it unethical to produce mixed kids in a racially oppressive and antagonistic society, that's what I'm trying to communicate. Race should be an issue when marrying and producing kids. How can you not understand?

I know you're mixed, I knew before you stated it. So many latinos are mixed, myself included. What I find enraging about latinos, and specifically South Americans, is that they purposely avoid any real discussion on race. Latinos are really dumb when it comes to the racial topic but especially South Americans, South Americans are real monsters on this issue. I hear stories about Nazis escaping Germany and settling in Argentina, without issue. The natives don't feel repulsed, their neighbors aren't repulsed at their crimes. And these former Nazis can live comfortably in Argentina and start a family and even live a better life than the native Argentinans. I hear stories about Argentinan children getting some memorabilia from their grandparents who came from Germany, and it's fucking Nazi memorabilia. And they can openly pass that Nazi memorabilia because other Argentinan's don't care. No grandpa can pass down their Nazi watch to their grandkids in the US like that, in Latin America it's fine. It's the same with Brazil, you had or have a mutual who was this Japanese Brazilian. It's great that her grandpa can move to Brazil after losing the war and avoiding responsibility by moving to Brazil. Why shouldn't he? The Brazilians don't have a problem with it, it doesn't matter what he did to Korean women or to anyone deemed an enemy. He can live comfortably in Brazil and start a family and continue like nothing happened, he's just another Brazilian, except a Brazilian who is probably doing better than native Brazilians. Don Fransisco's family were Jews fleeing oppression and he ended up in Chile. I don't remember if he was born there or moved there but point is despite him having no actual hereditary origin from the people of Chile he became the face of Latin America. How does someone who has no actual origin in a place become the most popular and celebrated person of that place? It's because his white skin, this dude's family was going to be killed in Europe but that oppression turns into privilege in Latin America. Sábado Gigante was something, some white host celebrated and when they would look into the audience it was actually native American people in the audience. It was surreal.

I don't want to make this long, if I had to point out every racial hypocrisy of Latin America I'd have no time for myself.

This United States person, who claims to be Latino just cuz their ancestors are (the same shit they are criticizing) think that the Japanese immigration happened after second world war 🤣

Japanese came here in the late 1800, 1910, 1920, when they are passing through an economic crisis, the same that would give strength in Japan to the rise of Imperialism. Before fascism there is always a deep economic crisis and there is where the Brazilian Japanese came, before any world war.

Actually, after Second world war facism became a CRIME in Brazil, something you can't say about your holy USA

Argentina happens that cuz almost 90% of Argentina is white, aka, european colonizers. That's why they open their arms Nazi

And funny you say that this would NEVER happen in USA when USA after the end of the war just took several Nazis and bring them to USA. You guys only went to the moon cuz the Nazis took you there

Please United States born person, stop calling yourself latina and thinking you can talk about South America and think you are one of us. You are not. You are a USA citizen with eugenic self hatred

This is if you even ARE what you saying you are

[divorcingjimmatthews]

I've been thinking and I don"t even know what I want... 🤣 Just Jade himself would do but, vaguely speaking, would love something fluffy with a pinch of angst and some of those true love 😍 vibes! 🙏🙏🙏 Love your imagines and can't wait to see more 🙌🤩👌

thanks for the request and for fueling my jade obsession !! i'm going with comforting jade after he has a scary vision because even though he doesn't want it we all know he needs it. sorry the angst vial broke and it kind of spilled all over the thing oops ?

comforting jade after he sees spooky things (gn reader)

you're staying at the bar because sorry jade there's too many people here and not enough houses for you to claim a building all for yourself

you've been here for some time but after what happened at fatima's party you're never getting back to colony house if you can avoid it

you've been watching jade's worrying state since he arrived but he didnt seem very open to help or advice

you tried reaching out to him again when you moved in but he was so pissed about having to share the bar that he didn't want anything to do with you

he apologised and gave you some of tom's stuff so you'd be comfortable but that was it

until one night when you were trying to sleep and you heard him scream

you almost had a heart attack thinking the monsters had broken into his room

the talisman was still hanging by the main door so you managed to get over yourself and go knock on his door

"...jade? are you okay?" nothing, you knock again "jade?"

"oh, fuck off"

well, at least he's alive. though his voice sounded like he was definitely not doing good

you slowly pushed the door open and walked in

saw him sitting on the edge of his bed with his head buried in his hands, trying to take some deep breaths and failing

"what part of 'fuck off' do you not und-"

you sat next to him and sighed, lightly rubbing his back without saying anything.

he shook his head but let you, leaning a little against you and eventually relaxing enough to steady his breathing

"i'm sorry"

"it's okay. i know"

you stayed like that in silence for a while. it would have been more effective if those creatures weren't screeching and knocking on your door and windows outside

"jesus"

"i know"

"how do you fucking do it?"

you shrug

"i just close my eyes and... pretend like i'm somewhere else. with people who love me. same way i've always done it."

jade understood what you meant. you must not have had it easy. here, or elsewhere

he sighed and sat up a bit straighter, looking directly at you

"i really am sorry"

you smiled warmly. "i know"

you took his hand and held it, taking a deep breath

"you can't do this alone, jade." you told him "i know you don't think anything can make a difference in what is happening, or in how you're feeling, but..."

he kept staring into your eyes, and you just assumed that you'd shot your shot and missed

"can you stay the night?"

he sounded so tired that you almost didn't get his meaning

"yeah. y-yeah" you replied, needing a moment to process that he actually asked that of you "of course."

"okay" he nodded "thanks"

you had no idea what it was that you said or did that led him to trust you enough to let you in this close. maybe he was just that tired this time.

you chuckled a little, as if you were about to say something embarrassing

"you know, i... i also sit on the floor sometimes. i can't explain it, but it helps. it may be some... blood circulation thing, i don't know. it kind of calms me down."

jade didn't say anything, so you stood up, fidgeting with your hands trying to recover from the embarrassment. he immediately found himself missing your warmth by his side

"f-floor or no floor, anyway, we could sit down and read one of these books, maybe." you said, perusing a small shelf "through the looking glass. this one's interesting."

jade thought back to tom and nodded. "sure. why not."

you turned around to face him and smiled, apologetic. "sorry. for all that i talk about wanting to help, i don't actually know how to..."

jade sighed. the thought of what kind of life you led before you got here still floating on his mind. "a book's fine. i mean it."

he was too exhausted to think much further about it. but he knew that you deserved much better than that

he looked and sounded like he didn't even have the energy to be prickly. something told you that you wouldn't have to read more than a couple of sentences before he'd fall soundly asleep for the rest of the night

you both sat on the bed against the wall, and you felt the weight of his body on your side as he leaned against you

as predicted, it didn't take too long for him to fall asleep to your voice

it would only be months later that you realised, when thinking back on it, that that was the first night in a long time where you didn't really wish that you were anywhere else at all

[singitforthegirls]

Lol. My just woken up ace ass opened Insta and saw that Don Diaz pic and just went "lol what?" and for some reason started thinking about Scrooge McDuck.

Which makes no sense because Scrooge Mcduck doesn't have any facial hair or anything. 🤔🙃🙈

But then I wondered is this when the mustache gets shaved? XD But then thinkin more bout it he could be fighting again? Or idek, sex scene? Lolol

But that robe is so weird. Maybe it's part of Eddie figuring himself out. 🤣🤣🤣

But boy, he looks good. Especially the floppy hair with the lil lock on his forehead. 🥰🥰🥰

Also I love that he has a Samsung. 🙈😁 I have one too. Lolol. Tho mine is old and cracked and like Galaxy s10+ whatever. XD And I will have to get a new one this year cuz it's on it's last legs. Lol.